Me: May I speak to payroll, please?
Receptionist: (In a DEFINITE Southern twang) What’s payroll’s last name, sir?
WIDTS: Oh, you’ve decided to name your different departments after people since the SCOTUS ruled that corporations are people? Well in that case, payroll’s last name is Morris. His middle name is Philip, in case you were wondering.
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