Me: Accounts Receivable, please.

Receptionist: May I know what this is regarding so I can direct you to the right person?

Me: Sure. I’m calling on behalf of Z.I.P. regarding changes in their Accounts Payable department that will affect timing of payments to your company.

Receptionist: OK, I willl connect you with Vince Rage. He’s in Receivables, though.

WIDTS: With such short-term memory issues, I bet you never are sad for longer than than it takes to shove a gumdrop up your ass.


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