Me: Accounts Receivable, please.
Receptionist: May I know what this is regarding so I can direct you to the right person?
Me: Sure. I’m calling on behalf of Z.I.P. regarding changes in their Accounts Payable department that will affect timing of payments to your company.
Receptionist: OK, I willl connect you with Vince Rage. He’s in Receivables, though.
WIDTS: With such short-term memory issues, I bet you never are sad for longer than than it takes to shove a gumdrop up your ass.