Caller: my email address is firstname.lastname@example.org. Now make sure you spell that right. One character off and it won’t get to me.
Me: You’re fucking kidding me right? It has to be spelled correctly? Holy SHIT! Maybe that’s why my emails to Megan Fox have not been answered.
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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