MILF Delivery

Ordered pizza tonight from ‘The Hut’ and as the driver left, a horrible thought entered my head.

“That jerk didn’t give me enough crushed red pepper!”

But, I’ll bet the thought that ran through his mind was “That jerk didn’t tip me and he even congratulated me on being 15 minutes early!”

And then it dawned on me. I didn’t tip him. I grabbed a couple bucks and ran to the door but he had pulled away and around the corner.

I felt like the biggest jerk, and I was. Then I realized we only lived like 2 blocks from the store. So after we had eaten and put the kid to bed, I went over to the store and told the cashier what happened. She told me the driver was out but should be back soon.

So I waited for him to return from another delivery where hopefully, he got a tip from the MILF he just delivered to.

After that, my tip was going to be inconsequential, but I was determined to make it right.

So he came up to the counter and I gave him a $5 for a $15 order. He said it made his night.

I said, “You need to find better MILF’s to deliver to, my man.”

The moral of the story? Live further away from the pizza store. I’m out $5 AND my fantasy of a pizza delivery porno bit the dust.

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