The following was found on an electric company website: https://ebill.jacksonemc.com/AccountAccess/JSP/index.jsp
“Also, you can now report power outages online simply by using your account profile.”
WIDTS: How many hamsters on treadmills do you think I own, anyway?
So without any power, you want me to use my computer to report a power outage? Have you lost your ever-loving mind?