“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.” – What should happen when Beliebers realize he is a Grade-A douchebag
At work, my co-workers call a company’s suppliers to get the suppliers to accept payments via credit card from their client.
A supplier asked if they could be paid separately on the two accounts the customer has set up with them because it is easier for them to reconcile their books that way.
My co-worker commented that it was weird that they would combine payments for accounts that were billed separately and the supplier said, “Oh, we invoice both accounts together.”
WIDTS: Problem solved! Turn in your employee badge immediately & I’ll have Darryl escort you to your car.
An email received today at work. As always, names have been changed to protect the guilty:
BallzDeep, LC acknowledges Habit’s new credit card
payment program and we have emailed the enrollment form to you in a separate email. Please let us know if you require any additional information to enroll us in your new program.
WIDTS: I am so glad you sent me an email to let me know you sent me another email with the information I was requesting. That was so EFFICIENTLY idiotic of you!