This Isn’t Poetry!

Signature block I received on an email today:
e.e. cummings

WIDTS: So you think you are e.e. cummings and this is Poetry Hour at the coffeehouse?


Student Intuition

Note I saw on a file today:

the university accepts cc payment forstudent intuition. Need invoice to access the account.

WIDTS: Obviously, you have paid WAY too little tuition to have the job you currently have.

English Nazi

Sentence I saw today @ work:

Correct phone number is 860.691.****, it would just entered in incorrectly on the enrollment form.

WIDTS: English teachers, you are failing and providing GREAT content for Internet trolls and grammar nazi’s everywhere. Keep up the splendid job!