You-knee-verse-it-ee Graduate

Text from a phone script written by an alleged university graduate:
ok lletr me send over the enrollment form  fill it out and send it back to me after i recieve it  u will get a confirmation email stateing u hve been enrolled   
thank u for ur time u hve a great rest of da day
WIDTS: What university did you graduate from? Brigham Young University?

Temporary Ego Boost

I saw that BYU’s Riley Nelson won the Independent Offensive Player of the Week award

BYU's logo

for his week 7 performance. Seeing how there are only 3 other Independent football teams in college football that award is about as meaningful as my nephew’s PeeWee participation trophy.

Hold The Presses!

From an article in the BYU Cougar ‘homer’ newspaper, the Daily Herald:

BYU Cougars football

“With the BYU football in Austin for the first of two games in Texas, it allowed some former players living in the Lone Star to enjoy catching up with their alma mater.

For some, including Heisman Trophy winner Ty Detmer, football is still a big part of their lives.

Both Detmer has moved into the coaching ranks at the high school level in Texas, where he is the head coach of a small private school in Austin, the St. Andrews Crusaders.”

WIDTS: Well, if that’s the best you can write, maybe it’s a good thing newspapers are dying. My under-achieving 11th grader can write and proofread better than that and I assume you have a college degree. Tsk Tsk.

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