You-knee-verse-it-ee Graduate

Text from a phone script written by an alleged university graduate:
ok lletr me send over the enrollment form  fill it out and send it back to me after i recieve it  u will get a confirmation email stateing u hve been enrolled   
thank u for ur time u hve a great rest of da day
WIDTS: What university did you graduate from? Brigham Young University?
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Redux: Virtually Non-existent

Laboratory, Institute of Biochemistry, Univers...

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Caller: How is my labwork instruction handled?

Me: All classes for this course are done in virtual labs online.

Caller: I don’t have to go to a clinic and practice there?

WIDTS: Only if the name of the clinic is Virtual Labs Online.

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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© 2010-2012 by What I Desired to Say….

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Waisted Day

A tweet found on the Twitter feed of Tweets By Anon: Thank you snapple for your info caps, cause when i play cod all day long i still feel like i didnt just waist a day of my life

WIDTS: Nope, not a wasted day at all, if you can make at least 10 grammar and spelling mistakes in 140 characters or less. I am impressed!

© 2012 by What I Desired to Say….

WHYLO

Dewitt Rodeheaver, with an alleged email address of Degraffenried899717@gmail.com and supposedly posting from an IP of 64.191.76.117 said: I simply wished to thank you very much once again. I do not know what I could possibly have achieved in the absence of these concepts shared by you concerning this problem. Completely was an absolute fearsome condition in my view, however , finding out the very specialized way you resolved that made me to leap over joy. I’m just thankful for the assistance and in addition trust you comprehend what a great job you happen to be providing training many others using your web page. Probably you have never met any of us.

WIDTS: Oh, but I have met many of you IRL. People that leap over joy, I admit are rare and “special”, but sadly, there are too many people whose trust the intelligent do not comprehend.

© 2012 by What I Desired to Say….

High Perfumance

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Perfumance Bottle

From a post found on a popular Q&A site: Well how can i put this. Well i think i perfume best when deprived of food. In year 6 we had loads of mock tests for getting ready for our sats. And i realized i always got top marks when i didn’t have breakfast. So i have a big science test tomorrow and i’m wondering if i shouldn’t have breakfast

WIDTS: So when you say you “perfume best”, do you mean you smell good or do you mean as a perfume salesperson that you are able to spray the perfume in a cloud that magically reaches 5 people at once?

© 2011 by What I Desired to Say…

First Language Mastery

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The Rosetta Stone

Question posted on a popular Q&A site: my girlfrend is polish and its been 2 months and i think i should start to lean for here family any websites ?i wont to beable to speak to here family and frends one day so douse anyone know any good web sights that can help me ?

WIDTS: Maybe you should master your first language before you start learning another one…

© 2011 by What I Desired to Say….