English Nazi

Sentence I saw today @ work:

Correct phone number is 860.691.****, it would just entered in incorrectly on the enrollment form.

WIDTS: English teachers, you are failing and providing GREAT content for Internet trolls and grammar nazi’s everywhere. Keep up the splendid job!

Groundhog Day II

Tyron Ertle with an alleged email of Brandenburger255420@gmail.com, posting from a supposed IP of 173.234.158.34 and commenting on the ‘Introduction Overdue‘ post, said: There are actually loads of particulars like that to take into consideration. That could be a nice level to carry up. I provide the ideas above as basic inspiration but clearly there are questions like the one you deliver up the place the most important factor can be working in sincere good faith. I don?t know if greatest practices have emerged around issues like that, however I’m sure that your job is clearly recognized as a good game. Each boys and girls really feel the impact of just a second’s pleasure, for the remainder of their lives.

WIDTS: Well said to say nothing at all. I sense that you will be an attorney or politician someday.

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WHYLO XIX

Tyron Ertle with an alleged email of Brandenburger255420@gmail.com, posting from a supposed IP of 173.234.158.34 and commenting on the ‘Introduction Overdue‘ post, said: There are actually loads of particulars like that to take into consideration. That could be a nice level to carry up. I provide the ideas above as basic inspiration but clearly there are questions like the one you deliver up the place the most important factor can be working in sincere good faith. I don?t know if greatest practices have emerged around issues like that, however I’m sure that your job is clearly recognized as a good game. Each boys and girls really feel the impact of just a second’s pleasure, for the remainder of their lives.

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WHYLO VII

Dagny Catoggio with an alleged email address of Lilla@hotmail.com and supposedly posting from an IP of 182.50.64.86, commented on To Mock a Troll with the following: An interesting discussion is value comment. I believe that it is best to write more on this matter, it won’t be a taboo subject but generally individuals are not sufficient to talk on such topics. To the next. Cheers

WIDTS: As a fluent speaker of Idiotese from my many years working in customer service, I must say you have stumped even me with your attempt at communication.

© 2012 by What I Desired to Say….

Stop SOPA!

Post found on a popular Q&A site: Why do people keep mispelling SOAP as SOPA today? -.-? not even kidding, literally everybody is misspelling it, and it is slightly beginning to annoy me -.-

WIDTS: Because we haven’t had someone with your combination of spelling Nazi-ism and ignorance of current events here for the last few weeks.

© 2012 by What I Desired to Say….

Speaking Redneck

Cartoon of a redneck hillbilly.

Common redneck, perceived

Me: I’m sorry but all of the consultants that would be able to answer your questions are not available at the moment. Can I take a message for you?

Caller: Can you tell me when I might receive a call back?

Me: Other than “sometime today”, I cannot give you a more specific timeframe. I do apologize.

Caller: Cain’t I talk to someone now?

Me: I’m sorry, sir, but were you speaking Redneck there for a moment?  Is that why you don’t understand what I’m saying?

*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

© 2011 by What I Desired to Say….