Even the idiots are bigger in Texas


A fan of the Dallas Cowboys has sued the team for 3rd-degree burns she suffered while “allegedly sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium before a team scrimmage in August 2010.”

The bench is made of black marble and in the August sun “caused the bench to become extremely hot and unreasonably dangerous.”

She suffered third-degree burns to her backside and had to undergo subsequent skin grafts to treat the burns.

WIDTS: Now I know where the term red-ass comes from.

But seriously, how long did she have to sit on that bench to suffer THIRD-degree burns on her ass? And being from Texas, doesn’t she KNOW how hot things get in August? How fucking stupid are some people?

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